Jonathan Wang
He/him
Staffwriter, Layout Manager
Cello Performance, CFA '24
Bio
Jonathan doesn't know how he made it onto exec but he somehow enjoys privileges' that nobody else does despite spending the least amount of time b̶r̶i̶b̶i̶n̶g̶ working for Eshaan.
Fun fact
you enjoy booth (yes you do)
Location
Practice room purgatory
Contact
jpwang2@andrew.cmu.edu
Latest
Readme Joins Fight Against Global Warming on Side of Global Warming
Readme financial officer Benner Rogers has stepped forward with the reason why Readme has recently filed for chapter 15 bankruptcy.
“It’s because of all the crude oil we’re buying”. She says.
Crude oil, which is $1.70 per gallon at the time of writing this article, has recently seen a market dip of 9.3% over the past month, the lowest it’s been all year. Rogers reports that the dip has allowed Readme to purchase thousands of gallons of crude oil for their climate acceleration plan.
“It’s the reason why we’re broke, but it’s also the reason why we’re …