John Doe
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Staffwriter
Lying, 1800
Bio
when readme gets a little too silly, we have john doe write articles for us so nothing comes back to haunt us in the future.
Fun Fact
John Doe is so mysterious that no one on readme can even confirm his pressence
Previous Work
Candidates for a 51st State
In this review, we’re going to be analyzing potential candidates to annex our great country to add as our 51st American state. It’s a buyer’s market right now, with BlackRock buying the Panama Canal and Microsoft acquiring yet another acre of old-growth redwood forest to build another data center. As …
