Jeremiah Cornelius Penname XXVII

By Jeremiah Cornelius Penname XXVII • Vol 1, Issue 4 • March 14, 2024

February 24th, 2024, 4:46PM: In a shocking turn of events, a local student exchanging pleasantries responded “I’m good” without a long, heavy silence brimming with unsaid daily anxieties, unfulfilled ambitions and existential dread.

“They didn’t even follow the statement with a discussion about how few hours of sleep they got the previous night,” a startled witness detailed.

Further witness reports stated that the tone of the 2-word statement communicated that the student did not feel as if their life was like walking on a tightrope they could fall off of at any moment.

Officials have described the …