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Are you a child of divorce who struggles on holidays? Having two separate Christmas parties can be disappointing and painful, especially for those of you whose parents tolerate each other’s presence enough to come together on your birthday. Well, I have the solution for you! Just follow these simple steps to maximize your holiday experience:
Wait for your parents to start dating again. This process may take some years, but make sure to encourage them every step of the way. Say things like “Of course I don’t have a problem with you dating a woman twenty years younger than …