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Hom O. Gaylord

Hom O. Gaylord

all of them

Chief Homosexual

Bootsing the house down, 1969

Bio

Hello Queers! I am READMEs gayest writer (a tough competition). I am here to share the gay experience with all of readme's readers.

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gayer than you

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The Homosexual Conundrum

Hello, fellow queers of Carnegie. Recently I have run into an issue that we have all experienced: too much gay sex. Just last week, I received trouble from this dreadful condition. As I was sashaying though campus, I noticed a poster for blood donation. Being a kind-hearted individual, I naturally signed up to donate my blood.

Woefully, on that fateful day, tragedy struck. I was filling out the patient intake form, when I was hit with the dreaded question: have you had anal sex with another man in the past three months? I felt a single tear form in …