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TheCountFan789

TheCountFan789

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Math ah, ah, 1, I can count that high

Bio

Count von Count's number 1 fan! Definitely not the count himself. That vvould be very silly.

Fun Fact

I am not the Count, just a fan of his

Previous Work

CMU's New COUNTermeasure Against Protest

In order to properly enforce the new expressive action rule, CMU has hired the educational celebrity, The Count from Sesame Street, to count crowds on campus and make sure none exceed tvventy four. The students seem to be taking the new member of the Carnegie Mellon family vvell. β€œIt’s a nightmare,” one student said, β€œI can’t even do group work in the library without that purple bastard coming ...