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Steve Tummler

Steve Tummler

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Uncivil Engineering, 2029

Bio

I'm a uh...big fan of infrastructure. A really big fan of it. Like the big fan they have to remove and filter air from...never mind. Specifically CMU infrastructure. Certain parts of it.

Fun Fact

I have heard the Doherty Creature's growl

Previous Work

Andrew Carnegie had the right idea

People who know me in person may know that I am a man who wears underwear. But shopping for men's underwear feels really gay, because you have to like, look at lots of men in underwear. This is a problem, because I am very homophobic.

I considered wearing women's …

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