Sigmund Maille
Writer by trade, Sigma Male by passion
Alternative Gender Studies, Hustler's University '28
Bio
Despite what you may have heard about me, I do not hate women, rather I just want women to leave me alone, unless, of course, they are interested in going out with me.
Fun Fact
I am literally Ryan Gosling
Previous Work
CMU Computer Science has gone WOKE!
Imagine that you’re a new student at Carnegie Mellon University, and it’s your first day on campus. It has long been your dream to graduate from CMU’s prestigious School of Computer Science, and today marks the first step of realizing that ambition. You walk into Gates and look around with …
...Scobell House Risks Facing Demolition for Multiple Violations of Pennsylvanian Law
Scobell House is currently the only allÂ-women dormitory at CMU, but this will soon cease to be the case. In the fall of 2023, this student residential building officially opened after being renovated and was converted from an all-Âmale dormitory to an allÂ-women dormitory. However, only two years after its …
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