Sigmund Maille

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Pronouns: nor/mal

Major: Alternative Gender Studies

Year: Hustler's University '28

Location: Living with my (hypothetical) tradwife

Fact: I am literally Ryan Gosling

Sigmund Maille


Bio

Despite what you may have heard about me, I do not hate women, rather I just want women to leave me alone, unless, of course, they are interested in going out with me.


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Scobell House Risks Facing Demolition for Multiple Violations of Pennsylvanian Law

Sept. 24, 2024, 4:17 a.m.
By: Sigmund Maille | Vol 2, Issue 1

Scobell House is currently the only all­-women dormitory at CMU, but this will soon cease to be the case. In the fall of 2023, this student residential building officially opened after being renovated and was converted from an all-­male dormitory to an all­-women dormitory. However, only two years after its official re­opening, Scobell House will be closed or risk being repossessed by the Penns...