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Samson Rozansky

Samson Rozansky

📍 Gates 9th floor conference room | Pronouns: Depends
Email: srozansk@andrew.cmu.edu

Staffwriter

Computer Science, 2028

Bio

2 truths 1 lie this is the lie this is the lie this is the lie

Fun Fact

I love goldfish

Previous Work

How to tell if your classmates peaked in college

As CMU alumni return to their alma mater for the carnival season, one question is at the top of their minds as they see their former classmates: “Did they peak in university?”

To help out our fellow Tartans, we have created this guide on how to identify people who …

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Tuition now Allowed to be Double or Nothing


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