Pennsylvania Jones

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Major: Archaeology

Year: 1927

Fact: Found Andrew Carnegie's dead body

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Founder's Body Found in Doherty

Nov. 6, 2024, 4 a.m.
By: Pennsylvania Jones | Vol 2, Issue 2

Following clues left behind by various escapees of the Doherty C­-level, a Carnegie Mellon expedition discovered the corpse of school founder, Andrew Carnegie, in the recesses of the building. The Doherty Basement is one of the few remaining unexplored regions in the United States, and the Civil Engineering Department decided it was important to finally chart it. The journey was fraught with