Maximillian Bartholemow VIII

Bio

Born to a wealthy landowning family in Surrey, England, Maximillian Bartholemew III, is our highly esteemed lawyer. After graduating at the top of his class at Oxford University with a degree in international law, Sir Bartholemew committed himself to our proletarian cause, spreading truth to the masses, highly nobly. As we all know very well, those who speak with upmost sincerity find themselves the target of “defamation lawsuits”, “copyright infringements”, and “cease-and-desist letters”, and we thus find ourselves in dire need of a savior like Sir. Bartholemew. (Close acquaintances are permitted to refer to our revered nobleman as ‘Max Barty’, but that name is also authorized to be used at cocaine-fueled yacht parties, which our honor often attends)

Fun Fact

My great great grandfather was a major figure in the North Atlantic telegraph-line laying industry

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