Maximillian Bartholemow VIII
Staffwriter
Juris Doctor, Oxford Faculty of Law, 1999
Bio
Born to a wealthy landowning family in Surrey, England, Maximillian Bartholemew III, is our highly esteemed lawyer. After graduating at the top of his class at Oxford University with a degree in international law, Sir Bartholemew committed himself to our proletarian cause, spreading truth to the masses, highly nobly. As we all know very well, those who speak with upmost sincerity find themselves the target of “defamation lawsuits”, “copyright infringements”, and “cease-and-desist letters”, and we thus find ourselves in dire need of a savior like Sir. Bartholemew.
(Close acquaintances are permitted to refer to our revered nobleman as ‘Max Barty’, but that name is also authorized to be used at cocaine-fueled yacht parties, which our honor often attends)
Fun Fact
My great great grandfather was a major figure in the North Atlantic telegraph-line laying industry
Previous Work
So-called “Platform for Free Speech” Against Freedom of Painting with Balls
It is with a heavy heart and a profound sense of betrayal that I must address a grave injustice unfolding on our campus. Not long ago, I was confronted for the innocuous act of painting The Fence with my gonads. This is nothing less than a blatant violation of the …
Readme Responds to The Allegations
Let it become beknownst to whomstever accused our collective of various “allegations”, that they are all factually incoherent and blatantly untrue. This response will be organized in the following format — an untrue statement made by an adversary, and our rebuttal.
“Readme will be responsible for various cases of …