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John Wilkes Booth

John Wilkes Booth

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Staffwriter

Assassination, 1865

Bio

It is I, John Booth, the inventor of booth

Fun Fact

Inventor of CMU booth

Previous Work

Fact Checking The Gettysburg Address

With the election season reaching its apex, I have found it necessary to untangle some of the webs of misinformation that have been weaved through underhanded political campaigns. At the forefront of this country's greatest deception is none other than the highly esteemed so-called “honest” Abe.

That’s right! If …

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