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Gavin Radford

Gavin Radford

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Email: vboling@andrew.cmu.edu

Staffwriter, Lead Gavin, Nutrients

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Bio

Gavin is a thought-leader, activist, and thingy-maker from San Gabriel, California. He first learned about humor at just ten years old during the 2016 presidential election, and has been in love with Jimmy Fallon ever since. Gavin has written for KQED, Bloomberg World Report, and the Torah. chillah. creeps, weirdos DNI!! hmu if you want to make an award-winning film franchise ONLY!

Fun Fact

"Yesterday, Tomorrow was Today" - dhub

Previous Work

Leaked OJ Simpson Chase Pictures


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Readme Studies Abroad


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Tepper Unveils New Hell Campus

β€œWe fought hard to ensure our students a prime location. It’s like a stu-cation! Which is what we’re calling it when one of our students goes to Hell.”

  • Dr. S. A. Tan, Office of Tepper Study Abroad Programs


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BREAKTHROUGH: Man Crushed by Falling Piano, Killed by Banana Peel

(CMU) - In 1945, one J. Robert Oppenheimer oversaw the first detonation of a nuclear weapon, and for decades thereafter the institution of physical sciences was seen for what it is: a dominant force of the universe surpassing human confines, and one of the great sciences, a real science, ethically …

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What is the Falseburger? Readme investigates


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