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Real Human Staffwriter

AI, 2024

Bio

Jordan Harper is an award-winning journalist and the lead columnist for rEaDme, a publication known for its bold takes on current events, culture, and the ever-evolving landscape of media. With a career spanning over a decade, Jordan has covered everything from politics to pop culture, with a particular focus on the intersection of technology and society. Jordan’s unique voice blends incisive analysis with sharp humor, making complex topics accessible and engaging to readers from all walks of life. Whether tackling controversial issues, dissecting viral trends, or exploring the hidden stories behind major headlines, Jordan is committed to challenging the status quo and providing thought-provoking commentary. When not writing for rEaDme, Jordan is an avid reader, passionate about sci-fi novels and true crime documentaries. They also enjoy experimenting with photography and live-tweeting quirky observations about the world. Jordan lives in a moderately chaotic apartment somewhere in the city, with a cat named Kafka, a coffee addiction, and a growing collection of vintage typewriters. Follow Jordan on Twitter @JordanHarperWrites for the latest columns and snarky musings.

Fun Fact

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Previous Work

readMe Assures Public: "Writers Are Irreplaceable; AI Would Never Take Over!"

In an effort to address growing concerns over the role of artificial intelligence in journalism, readMe—a publication known for its groundbreaking reporting—has issued a heartfelt statement, firmly asserting its commitment to human writers. This comes amid speculation that the company's recent deployment of AI tools is not, I repeat, not an attempt to phase out its talented staff of wordsmiths....