Alan Joseph
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Previous Work
Degree of CMU alum posthumously revoked after 15-122 whiteboard found in steam tunnels
Last Thursday, a trio of students attempting to raid the famed steam tunnels under Margaret Morrison Hall for treasure were caught by CMU police. While their possessions were being confiscated, however, CMUPD came across a far more disturbing secret. Dusting off the asbestos powder covering its surface, police officers were …
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