µllom
Staff Artist
Astrophysics, 2026
Bio
my linkedin full of a bunch of short-term "career experiences" is called a hustle, sweetheart, not a job-hopper.
Fun Fact
i like pigeons
Previous Work
Leaked CMRC Plans for Missile Silo Under the Cut
In a shocking discovery this Tuesday, one of our reporters found that Carnegie Mellon Rocket Command has mocked up CAD schematics for a missile silo to be housed underneath The Cut. According to our source, the silo is to be about 30 feet wide and 120 feet deep; …
CMU Bad Dragon Partnership
Introducing Carnegie Mellon's newest advertising partner: Ribbed for your pleasure
On the origins of buggy
In modern day, it can be difficult to recollect the scrappy origins of the noble sport of Sweepstakes. Informally known as Buggy, this pastime today takes the form of small carbon fiber capsules being pushed along a set route through Schenley Park, steered by students of short stature …
