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Vol 3, Issue 3
• Feb. 14, 2025
!["CMU Designs new dating app!" [Image of a white man and an asian woman (promise this is relevant) grinning and pointing to a smartphone] "JOIN NOW if you are: an incredibly attractive Asian woman OR...just a white guy"](/media/vol3/issue3/images/datingapp_wlz641d.png)