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Vol 2, Issue 7
• Dec. 4, 2024
!["Is your GPA below 3.0? Did you fail your last midterm? Will it take a miracle to pull your grades out of the gutter? You don't need a miracle. You always have another option. ENLIST NOW!" [background fades to camo pattern]](/media/vol2/issue7/images/sub3_BgjPE7s.png)