Wean Hall needs no introduction. As the sole brutalist structure on campus, its stark concrete facade gives an intimidating visage to the campus's hub for science and engineering. Many are vaguely aware of Raymond J Wean, founder of Wean Incorporated, and the namesake of Wean Hall, immortalized in a plaque on the wall of La Prima.
However, upon googling Raymond J Wean, one CMU official made a shocking discovery: Wean lived a double life, as a brutal enforcer for the Bonanno crime family. According to Wean's assigned FBI agent, "Wean was a psychopath. He would have killed you and not batted an eye." Wean once testified in court that he committed "roughly 200 crimes", despite never fully joining the ranks of the infamous crime family.
Wean Hall's namesake may come back to haunt it. Wean Hall is currently gaining in the polls as an independent candidate in the 2024 presidential election, but its progress has faltered since the news broke, despite an increase in campaign spending and the mysterious death of several of its rivals.
