SDC BUGGY NOTICE BOARD Freshmen Job Openings
SDC BUGGY Inexperienced working freshmen wanted! Inquire with us for:
STRONG SECURITY NEEDED for intellectual property protection on rolls, race mornings. Must be steadfast, relatively uncurious, good with cold. PAY MARGINAL, EXPERIENCE INVALUABLE. For full particulars see [Redacted], arrive with jacket.
TONGUE-TIED? APPLY NOW in official Deer In Headlights capacity. Looking for committed actors, authentic anxious wrecks, to maintain SDC external reputation. Build secret sharers will be BOOTED, protectors HANDSOMELY REWARDED. Apply direct: prepare lip-quiver for inspection.
FIELD TRAINING – Splendid opportunities to train youths in ag. trade of hay growing, cutting, baling. Short training; constant vacancies; room and PPE provided. Hours early but precious, ENGAGED YOUNG FARMERS ONLY!
MICHAELANGELO NEEDED! Students of Art disciplines and dispositions; wanted for design of upcoming buggy paint job. Renaissance, Klint, hex-code, Adobe Photoshop familiarity needed. Temp position; limited slots. GREAT DESIGNS, GREAT REWARDS! Mail application with enclosed color swatch (Singular) to student SMC 54.