Once again, the cheating allegations cannot escape Scotty Dog who was seen leaving Schenley Park with Clifford the Big Red Dog in photos posted to X and Reddit by Paparazzi. However it seems these allegations are not just allegations as videos were taken of Clifford kissing Scotty Dog. Scotty Dog’s reaction also seemed to prove his guilt with him barking and charging at the camera to stop them from recording. MARTHA IS OUTRAGED Concerned fans began to tag Martha Speaks, Scotty’s current girlfriend, on the situation on X which caused her to say in a tweet that she was taking a break from social media. However, it is certain it is due to not wanting to post a hasty tweet on the current (or perhaps recently ended) relationship between her and Scotty Dog. We at README got an interview with Martha and were able to get a few questions in before she walked out and accused the reporter for being a “wannabe TMZ loser for the elderly” and “a stalker who cares too much about the love lives of dogs”. That’s mean of Martha to say because README is a very credible source of information and the reporter is not obsessed with dog romance. TOTAL CONFESSION In a recent tweet published on Scotty Dog’s private X account, a red heart was posted which basically confirms cheating allegations because Clifford is red. Using trash left outside of Clifford’s home which included black dog hairs, Turner’s lemonade bottles and plaid wrapping paper, we at README have deduced that those two are certainly engaged in a secret love affair. But what reason did Scotty Dog have for cheating beside being a playboy? THE UGLY TRUTH ABOUT SCOTTY DOG While Martha was known for her red collar, she had actually switched to blue in recent years. Many fans suspect that this sudden relationship with Clifford is a stunt to bring more students to CMU. When Scotty Dog was dating Martha students felt the mismatching colors were off-putting for the CMU brand. Prospective students also thought the same thing and instead chose colleges where the couples matched the color scheme of the school. While blue is a color in the tartan, red is the distinctive CMU merchandising color. Since Clifford is red and CMU is red, this is a great relationship for Scotty Dog to get more students. As we know, the only thing Scotty Dog loves more than bagpipes, kilts, and Snoop Dogg is branding. That and charging outrageous amounts of money for tuition. FUTURE It seems Scotty Dog’s love life is still so turbulent. In other news the reporter is no longer allowed to go back to the neighborhood Clifford lives in due to the neighborhood watch not appreciating investigative journalism. If you have any update PLEASE CONTACT README I’M BEGGING YOU. Go Tartans!
