Dinner questions for your normal human parents
So, Mr. and Mrs. ___, what do you do for work?
Oh, software, that's cool. And you said your wife's an artist?
Oh she does? What's paper mache?
Oh god holy shit oh fuck
No no it's fine, there's just some culture shock haha [panicking]
So, what's it like being a human anyway?
Oh, yeah having bones must suck. But at least they don't disintegrate when it rains, right?
How do eyes work? Do you have to rub them on the text to read it?
Wow, I never would've thought of any of this. Do you use your rectum often?
Ohhh I see. And surely newspaper would never be involved in this process?
Does being human mean you have to worry about your appearance in three dimensions instead of two?
So you never get ironed by your mother when you come home all soggy and wrinkly?
Did they not invent glue yet when the whole JFK thing happened?
Is putting on clothes straight from the dryer sort of like being fed through a laser printer?
What about being born?
What about having sex? Not even like a laser printer at all?