It has come to our attention that on September 19th, a ReadMe contractor was caught attempting to commit aggravated robbery for a sum of $5.00 but was thwarted due to their target's lack of cash, Zelle, or Cash App. We deeply apologize for the negative impact of this particular employee as we know the city of Pittsburgh takes great pride in the quality of their criminal activity. We had intended to hire a seasoned professional to contribute to Pittsburgh’s criminal enterprise in a tasteful and constructive way while making up for some of this quarter's heavy losses. However, a lapse in judgment on the behalf of our hiring manager led us to forgo a proper background check of our candidate. We were led to believe that they had Venmo. Clearly, this oversight severely hurt our community and we at ReadMe could not express any more regret. The ReadMe team therefore promises to never let anything like this happen again and to henceforth be nothing but a positive influence on the criminal underground of this great city.
