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Readme Missed Connections: Wean 5

Nov. 20, 2024, 4:01 a.m.
By: Danya Kogan | Vol 2, Issue 5

It was roughly 12:30 pm, Tuesday, October 29th, and I was en route to Wean 7500 for my Mechanics lecture. I enter through Wean La Prima and take the stairs usually, however, I saw that one of the elevators called to go up just arrived at floor 5. The elevator wasn’t crowded, so I got in and got to my class. Right outside the elevator on floor 5, the person who called the elevator I presume, was looking at their phone. They were so locked in that they didn’t realize the elevator had arrived, opened its doors, closed its doors, and left. I don’t know who they were, but they were wearing a white hoodie and a white baseball cap. Whoever you are, I hope you are embarrassed. Everyone saw this, everyone saw you miss the elevator because you were on your phone, and everyone was laughing – your ancestors are crying <3.