CMU Missed Connection
On November 7th, 2024 I was headed up to floor 4 on scaife hall via the elevator. I entered on floor 1, and so did some girl. I do not remember any details about what she looked like, I regret to inform you all. She pressed the button to go to floor 3, and then immediately went on her phone. The elevator went up, as they tend to do, and stopped and opened at the third floor. This girl was so locked in on her phone that she did not notice the door open, how embarrassing it was. The elevator proceeded up to floor 4, where I was headed.
This girl stepped out, looked all around, realized this was not floor 3, and then took the stairs down to there. This is very embarrassing and if I were you I would strongly consider a Thoreauesque retreat to the woods. Except I hope you never come out — I think this is best for you and for everyone else in civil society. Unfortunately no one else was there during this encounter, so there wasn’t anyone to keep you accountable by laughing at you (this is not my role, I am the humble nonchalant observer). All of your ancestors are crying right now, I hope you know that.