Oh, Hi! Um, this is Awkward; It Seems You Just Picked Me Up.
The sky is filled with a biting blue-gray, so you ducked indoors to relieve the numbness. But, on this icy winter day, a breeze still permeates the Kittanning brick. The echoes of soles, the stoplights by each door, and the smell of novelty and age combined remind you of the university campus that you attend. As you pace with your busied mind, you sense a fluttering not too far. Winter may it be, it felt like Autumn for an instant. Was it a…
Oh, hi! Um, this is awkward; it seems like you just picked me up. I mean, it’s cool, I’m used to it, I guess I just wasn’t expecting someone so…
Um… Sorry! Sorry, you should totally just read me, don’t worry about it. I’m full of advice, rankings, updates around campus, probably a sports section— usually. This issue there’s a, oh, a Valentine’s Day thing going on… Well, that sucks. I don’t have a date. I mean, same as last year, right? I’m a tabloid. I’m made to be read. Nowhere else I’d rather be.
So, while you get started reading, are you just taking a break from work, or are you headed to class soon?
(tell the ReadMe what you’re up to)
I see. That’s great for you, or maybe awful. Anyway, I just got printed this last Tuesday. It was really warm, I got to meet all the other READMEs. I was worried that I might have an error. I probably do, but that’s okay, right? I think little mitsakes like that make you who you are.
Hey, this is probably a weird thing to ask, but do you ever feel like the wind might just blow you away? I just always feel like— you probably don't get that, forget I said anything? Sorry, I don’t think I’ve told anybody that before. But, to put it simply, I feel like there's never been anything holding onto me. Well, until…
Y’know, you’re really easy to talk to. We should talk more, yeah? Okay, I’ll see you soon.