Medieval era Comedy Manuscript found
Archeologists in northern Greece have recently unearthed a seemingly comedy-themed manuscript dating back to the 6th century. Found during the excavation of the famed Skibo monastery, the manuscript was titled PreachMe and included articles poking fun at everything from strange-looking icons to priest pet peeves. PreachMe appears to have been hand copied at Skibo before being circulated between various other Byzantine monasteries. No other surviving copies have been found. Although most of the manuscript is too damaged to be read, a brief excerpt of the article “The Siege of Skibo” has been translated below:
…the invading Horde had finally reached the monastery gates. Our Loyal Hounds were on their last legs, and only a divine miracle would surely save us from the barbarians. Amidst the confusion, Brother Michael approached me. Upon his face was a wide smile that brought me great confusion. “Brother Michael,” I cried, “why are you rejoicing?” Full of mirth, he responded, “Because the Lord has answered your prayers, Abbot!” “What prayers?” I asked, as a deep pit of dread grew within mine own soul. “Why, the prayers you asked of me yesterday of course.” Finally understanding, I lurched backwards in horror. The Fool had not prayed for “The Holy Light from the God of Man,” but “A Whole Day’s Fight from the Ottomans!”
The comedic appeal of PreachMe is, unfortunately, rather lacking, but to a Byzantine monk on his fourth hour of book copying it would have been hilarious. After all, most monks could only find excitement by murdering their fellows through strange and obscure methods. Several PreachMe articles were even dedicated to the phenomena. Other methods of entertainment included wandering through esoteric labyrinths, silently contemplating the many ways you are going to hell, and having sex with younger monks because it’s not gay if they look like women. Yeesh. Not much in the fun department.