Following a disappointing showing from readme in the first issue, we were going to fire the entire editorial staff and replace them all with variants of ChatGPT. We are told this will cut costs and raise profits, but unfortunately, due to labor laws, immigration laws, marriage laws, and regular old laws, we were unable to do that. We are currently litigating in court to be the world's first AI only magazine. We do have some corrections to issue from Issue #1 though. We'd first like to apologize for forgetting to credit on Evie Parke with the icon for the organization. The person responsible for that issue has been summarily shot.
Additionally, we've been informed that Walking to the Sky was not in fact stolen. The person responsible has been summarily shot. Additionally, the person in charge of having people shot is not coming in to work on time, so we have had him summarily shot. We are now currently hiring anyone and everyone good at summarily shooting. Without much further ado, and mostly just to fill space, I present to you that harrowing, graphic, and miserable story of how Carnegie Mellon University began to fall apart. All this, and more, in
