Beloved Football Chants At CMU
The Kiltie Marching Band wants blood. Despite, on paper, being the unassuming pep band for CMU’s respectable football team, firsthand experience brings out their reality; that the Kilties are a barely-restrained rabid mob. Observe the chants they call out at games, taunting the other team and wishing destruction upon them. Nothing is a better example of our school spirit.
Mrs. Gerlach’s cheer!
Go, go! Maim em’, maim em’!
Go, go, go, maim em’ maim em’
Rip off their legs! [Clap x3]
Rip off their legs! [Clap x3]
Why this chant was named after the beloved old wife of the previous band director, we have yet to find out.
The Laser cheer!
Laser pointer!
Laser beam!
Laser surprise! [Clap x2]
Get up in their faces and
Burn out their eyes! [Clap x2]
A football game will occasionally take place around 7 in the evening, in which case, this chant is a Kiltie favorite. Kilties like to turn on their phone flashlights for this one.
The Facial Mutilation cheer!
Deface them, deface them!
Render them unrecognizable!
This chant has yet to be deployed in this academic year: perhaps if we learn one of the opposing players is a bit of a looker, we will see it emerge.
The Blood, Guts, and Gore cheer!
Blood, blood! Guts and gore!
What d’you think those cleats are for?
We beg and plead, but the football players never do anything fun.