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Are You a Lazy Bitch? Automating Your Human Interaction With Claude

Being a mediocre friend takes a lot of work. Is some dumb bitch blowing up your phone, asking inane questions like “are you free this weekend?” or if you “want to grab a drink :)”? Do you have a friend incapable of getting the hint that you do like them, but more of in a LinkedIn connection way? Are you tired of having to spend time and energy on maintaining enough social capital to use for networking opportunities in the future? The struggle is over. Claude Fable allows you to input biographical information about your friends to generate customized responses to their messages. With a range spanning from “dude I’d love to but my homework is KILLING me” to multi response conversations about how you’re “sorry about their grandmother”, Claude Fable can adapt to any situation. By removing the burden of emotional labor from human interaction, Claude Fable frees up your day so you can focus on the things that actually matter.