Paid for by: Your ration card
KGB Presents: readme
Editor-in-Chief: Eshaan Joshi
All the news unfit to print!
Pitch meetings Sat 5:00 pm, DH-1211

Autie README Jr.

By Anonymous • Vol 6, Issue 3 • Sept. 23, 2026

M.D., Toca Boca University

Fridged: I need your help. I was exploring the world with my mouth (don’t judge me, sensorimotor things) when I happened upon the coolest­-looking magnet in the known universe. It was perfectly gullet­-sized, so I had no choice but to pop it in there. One thing led to another and I swallowed it. Maybe it’s the hypochondriac in me, but I feel like that can’t be good. What should I do?