Stella Cedar
she/they
Staffwriter
Electronic music, 2029
Bio
adhd creature
Fun fact
did you know? did you know that if you um... yeah. so you know when you uhhhh, you if you do the uhhh... . when you, when, yeah 👍
Location
HoA 222
Latest
Undergrad Senate Exposed for Really Craving Wingstop
PITTSBURGH, PA
(Whis L. Blower)
In a shocking turn of events this past Tuesday, the Undergraduate Student Senate, a committee of 38 seemingly famished individuals, has been secretly indulging themselves in oodles of the most mediocre fried chicken known to mankind. Now you, reader, might be asking, "Whoa Whis, what's up with the hostility right out of the gate? Aren't you supposed to be an unbiased arbiter of the truth?" to which I would say, yes, but I am also craving mediocre fried chicken. So I am jealous.
Further details have revealed that the Senate, through a …