Sidewalk Bro
random guest or whatever, not artist
Business Administration and Entrepreneurship, 2019
Bio
You met me once by a city bus stop and really wish you didn’t
Fun fact
I peaked in sophomore year (high school)
Location
On the corner of wherever and whenever
Latest
Do you want to hear a joke?
Hey hey, I got a joke for you, right? You’re like, reading this magazine or whatever. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, the Reader, whatever. This one’s like traveling, right? Like abroad? So, you know how you’re, like, traveling? Like, tr-traveling? Haha! You know, hehe, like, there’s, you know, wo- wo- [chuckling] there’s like WOMEN there! Amiright? Right?
[four seconds of silence]
Anyway, like. Traveling. Like you’re traveling uhhh, like, abuh. Like, a buh [Laughter] abuh- abuh- hold on. [Shaky breath] Abruhaha- hahaha- a broa- A- BRO [Cackling] Oh, oh ma [Continuing laughter] Oh, oh let me catch my breath. [Huffing …