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Porque Taepwyrm

Porque Taepwyrm

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Bio

Currently stuck inside of RFK Jr's brain, please get me out of here

Fun fact

first microscopic readme writer

Location

RFK Jr's Brain

Latest

The Worm's Perspective: A Review of RFK's Brain

The human brain comes in a variety of different forms, from the quick and witty to the dull and sluggish. I had the opportunity to taste a unique and rare brain a few years ago, and had I known whose it was, I would have eaten the whole thing- what good that would have done for the world. At first, I thought the brain of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. himself, well-known American politician, influencer, and current US Secretary of Health and Human Services would be a lovely, hearty meal- this guy’s an environmentalist, a lawyer, fights for minority rights, and …