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Mr. Anomalocaris

Mr. Anomalocaris

Disease spreader, Distribution Manager, Radio ReadMe Host, Evil

Underwater bagpiping, 2027

Bio

Famed private detective and definitely not a person.

Fun fact

Certified anomalocaris harvester

Location

Your mother's closet

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Updates from Physics

An announcement sent out earlier this week to Carnegie Mellon University students has created widespread controversy and discourse. The email, as seen below, disclosed an important warning for all students to avoid the Gates Hillman Centre on 11/25/24.

Many on campus are worried about the potential implications of dropping a 60-tonne boulder. Some have voiced their concerns, worrying that the giant boulder could crash through the roof and roll down the Gates spiral, leading to an impromptu and unwelcome reenactment of the Boulder scene from Indiana Jones. Others have stated that the experiment is unorthodox and unneeded, referencing …