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Fulke Fuchs
Guest Writer
Proper Writing, 2026
Bio
These hooligans keep using "the fuck word" and I will not stand for it
Fun fact
"the fuck word" is proven to reduce your life expectancy by 25%
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An Open Letter to the CMU community
I write to you now as a call to take action. These are trying times, and all members of Carnegie Mellon’s community today are suffering. As such, I implore you all to take a stand today to root out an evil from our beloved campus.
Today our God-given, American, English-speaking heritage is being eroded. The youths of today bastardize our language. Influenced by foreign, alien forces, they feed poison into our language in the form of arcane and accursed words, diluting the power we hold so dear. They poke holes in our sacred rules, inviting ridicule. And they share …