Archith Sharma
Staffwriter
Statistics + Undecided, 2029
Bio
Archith Sharma is a student at Carnegie Mellon who is hell bent on pointing out CMU's idiosyncrasies. Everything from Donner jokes to Greggo rants are his specialty.
Fun fact
I'm a birder!!
Location
Andromeda Galaxy
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CMU was always a social experiment
Carnegie Mellon. You all know the name – founded in 1900 with the supposed intention of being a “technical institution” where our “hearts are in the work.” These are all lies that you have been fed by Big Behavioralism, because we know the real reason that CMU was founded.
At the start of the 20th century, unethical experimentation was rampant. People were subjected to conditioning after Pavlov was able to train his dogs. Before John B. Watson’s experiment conditioning a nine-month-old infant to fear fluffy things, the behavioralists had another idea – starting a university where the only objective …