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📍 RFK Jr's Brain | Pronouns: wouldn't you like to know…
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Bio

Currently stuck inside of RFK Jr's brain, please get me out of here

Fun Fact

first microscopic readme writer

Previous Work

The Worm's Perspective: A Review of RFK's Brain

The human brain comes in a variety of different forms, from the quick and witty to the dull and sluggish. I had the opportunity to taste a unique and rare brain a few years ago, and had I known whose it was, I would have eaten the whole thing- what …

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