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Max Lee

Max Lee

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Email: maxwe@cmu.edu

Staffwriter

Computer Science, 2029

Bio

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Fun Fact

is deathly allergic to Wean Hall

Previous Work

Snowstorm Hits Donner, Proclaimed "Still Livable"

Larry: Good evening. We're coming to you live from the arctic tundra that was once the campus of Carnegie Mellon University, where the great Blizzard of '48 has crippled the nation and, more importantly, threequarters of a freshman dorm. I'm here with first-year student Kevin, who is currently enjoying his …