Dr. Johnathan Speed
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Staffwriter
Hunting, 1729
Bio
Loud people are the bane of my existance.
Fun Fact
Professional hater
Previous Work
A Modest Proposal for dealing with after hours noise
It is a melancholy object to those who walk though this great campus, when they see the streets and roads crowded with loud-mouthed hooligans. Studious learners must keep their windows boarded, and their doors shut to keep the noise from irresponsible teenagers who, as they grow up, either turn to business majors, or leave their dear native campus to party at Pitt. They take up spots in CIT and...