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Bridget McMahon

Bridget McMahon

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Staffwriter

Decision Science, Human Computer Interaction, 2027

Bio

nothing has ever happened to me an I have never done anything (in a non suspicious way)

Fun Fact

i once punched a kid in the face in the backyard of a nuns house

Previous Work

Santa Claus sues NORAD Santa Tracker over privacy concerns

Late Wednesday, Claus threatened legal action against Norad – North American Aerospace Defense Command – and “organizations who supported harm to my family.” Claus said a stalker followed and blocked a sleigh carrying his favorite elf “Lil Pimmpin,” in the North Pole, thinking the occupant was him. The assailant climbed onto the reindeer, Claus tweeted.

When pressed for a response, NORA...