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Archith Sharma

Archith Sharma

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Statistics + Undecided, 2029

Bio

Archith Sharma is a student at Carnegie Mellon who is hell bent on pointing out CMU's idiosyncrasies. Everything from Donner jokes to Greggo rants are his specialty.

Fun Fact

I'm a birder!!

Previous Work

CMU was always a social experiment

Carnegie Mellon. You all know the name – founded in 1900 with the supposed intention of being a “technical institution” where our “hearts are in the work.” These are all lies that you have been fed by Big Behavioralism, because we know the real reason that CMU was founded.