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SCC preps for Carnival


As Carnival comes nearer, SCC’s heart has been squarely in the work getting Midway ready for students, alumni, and lost geese to have a fun and safe experience. They’ve been toiling away for weeks, and here at Readme, we forgive them for their foolish tendencies, like their tardiness on literally all of the important deadlines (it’s hard to keep track with the time zones) or their cowardliness in the face of rain. SCC only gets about 17 inches of rain per year, in comparison to Pittsburgh’s 43.

As the building of booths on Midway continued, Readme checked up on SCC to make sure they knew what they were doing. SCC released this statement: “Now that we know what a booth is, we are prepared to inspect booths and dispense wisdom to the builders of Midway.” Of course, they're pretty far from the action, so they'll need their Midway watch shift to keep an eye on things for them. And if they don’t have the tools or PPE that builders need, tough luck. The city only gives them so much money.

SCC is excited to have some awesome buggy races this year. While no SCC staff have seen a buggy in person before, they swear they know how the races work. One staff member reported “The much anticipated buggy races will be…wait what do you mean there are people inside? They chose to be there? Of their own free will?” SCC is reportedly revising their plans to have a “bumper car” category in Sweepstakes.

We thank Spokane Community College for their hard work and dedication to providing an amazing Carnival experience for the whole CMU community.