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Read Me's Recipes from Last Night

The SCS:
• One Monster Energy Ultra White
• One Vanilla Yoplait
• Two shots of Raspberry Vodka

The Tepper:
• One shot of Blue Diamond
• One shot of Coffee Liqueur
• Coke Served with a silver spoon.

The “White Boy speaking a little Espanol”:
• A shot of tequila with a depressed lime and salt spilled into the drink
• “Arriba, abajo, acentro, adentro”

The Wedding Crasher:
• Four shots of Tequila
• Two shots of Bailey’s
• Pepsi and Milk to Taste
• Four regrettable text messages

The Amnesty Call:
• Two shots of Hennessy
• Orange Juice
• One overly nosy RA
• Talented Acting Skills
• A night in the ER

The ReadMe Writing Staff Special:
• $10 worth of Celsius at Entropy
• A bottle of Smirnoff
• Someone else’s Adderall
• Ringing Ears, Blurred Vision
• Voices from the ceiling

The AA meeting:
• Mott’s Grape Juice :(