Readme Sex Survey Results
The Tartan, a scourge on all good, dishonest reporting, recently published a survey on the sexual behaviors of the student population. We could not let this stand. Since every single readme staffer is a veritable sex magnet (unlike those treehugging, literaturereading geeks at the Tartan), we decided to do our own survey. Your move, Tartan.
We'd give you the most desperate person's number but do you really want us matchmaking?
Fuck you Richard I'd be a sexy fucking worm
Take a gander at these dirty whores. Bet they're into you calling them that though.