Overheard at CMU
Feb 19
motion to create the chaired the chaired uh motion to create the chair uh ah shit whats the word for it whats the word for group, club, chair organization committee, sorry whole lotta stress looking at your eyes aw man ever since yeah, Iām sorry. Motion to create the chair committee, my feelings towards you are completely platonic this is not in the description nor the title, to be tabled so the table that we have some chairs to go with the table that we already have
Feb 22
Every time I go to package pickup, I tell them I have one more package than I actually do. They look for a bit, and don't see it. It's definitely there, I tell them. I have a forged donotreply email to prove it. I refuse to leave without it. Just as the stress is getting to them, I shout "IT'S GOING TO HATCH" and watch the panic on their faces
Feb 23
"So which came first, the Rust or the deep and everpresent sense of insecurity?"