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Answers: Last Week’s Crossword

By Tali Kirschenbaum • Vol 6, Issue 4 • Oct. 7, 2026

Down and Out

Across

  1. OREO

  2. UTA

  3. AIOLI

  4. ILIAD

  5. TRUE

  6. ZIGZAG

  7. ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIA­NISM

  8. IONE

  9. TERI

  10. POLO

  11. IDENTIFICATION

  12. TELL ME WHY

  13. SINGLE SPACED

  14. OREO

  15. ABRACADABRA

30 1⁄2. FORTYTWO

  1. OREO

  2. TANTALIZING

  3. PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCO­PICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS

  4. GANGRENOUS

  5. PEN

  6. OREO

Down

  1. CINNAMON

  2. ULTRAVIOLET

  3. YARDSTICK

π. CIRCUMFERENCE

  1. π

  2. 7

  3. DEFENESTRATION

  4. 11

  5. TURTLENECK

  6. OREO

  7. HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY

22.222. 1/3

  1. ZAPF DINGBATS

  2. REALITY IS STRANGER THAN FICTION

8 (again). INSTRUMENTALIZATION

  1. MULTITERRITORIAL

  2. OH HI

  3. NO IM FINE

  4. COMMUNICATING THROUGH THE CROSSWORD

  5. WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME

  6. AAA

  7. WHAT THE FUCK

  8. ADSFJASLDKFSDF8AIEUWHDSFJAS

  9. HELP IM TRAPPED IN A CROSSWORD PUZZLE

38 (Reprise). AAH

  1. LET ME OUT

  2. HELP ME

  3. TOO LATE

  4. STUCK FOREVER

  5. OREO