Interwar Update
Once again, we’d like to thank you, dear reader, for continuing to stick with readMe through these turbulent times. You probably never imagined that the US government would declare us illegal, but alas, much like cocaine and alcohol before us, it seems like Uncle Sam has a penchant for criminalizing what gives the populace joy. We had always worried that our affiliation with a “KGB” might someday cast unwarranted suspicion on us, though. We’d like to explain how we’re relatively harmless, but the Kennedy administration is refusing to hear us out. Until that time, you'll just have to bear with us as we navigate these turbulent times.
On a more positive note, our Readeasies have been doing spectacularly well as of late. Our numbers have gone up 50% since our last issue, and word-of-mouth will only make that number grow higher. We always hoped that Readeasies would be fun experiences for the whole family, and it seems like we have succeeded more than we thought possible. In particular, the cage matches between writers who missed their deadlines have been quite the moneymaker. It is thanks to you, loyal reader, that readMe can continue to be enjoyed by all.
We hope that you will come again when we publish our next issue on the 28th. Hopefully all this effort won't be needed by then. We’ve recently hired an independent contractor to speak with the President on our behalf, so we hope his expertise can let us nip the issue in the bud. We have very high hopes for Mr. Oswald in his meeting next week.
If that doesn’t pan out or it takes too long for the paperwork to process, the next password will be “Vladimir”. We hope to see you again next time!