I Ate 100 Tic Tacs and now I’m Glowing
My day started off pretty normal. I went to the store and bought my groceries. At checkout a box of tic tacs tempted me. I purchased the box. I ate one tic tac. It was so yummy. I ate another tic tac it was yummier. 5 hours later and I ate the whole box of tic tacs. Please help I am now glowing radioactive. (I also ate a glow stick but that is probably unrelated) THe gllowies got to me heheherwhehhehreweherwherwhewehwehwhehwehwhehwhehwhehehhe hehwehewhewhehewhewhewhehehehwhehewehewhhehehehheewrhherw . Thbey are going to send me to an institution hehehehehe. WIth the glowies. The glowie jail they are going to jail me for seeing the truth. They dont want me to see the truth they cant see the truth i am the truth the glowies are the truth there is no truth there is no glowies what is a glowies what is in my wall the glowies are in my walls i love eating the cotton candy in the walls. Yummy insolatn yummy yopummy oh so tasty i eated all the wall candy i love drywall it is so tasty. Never call poison control they dont let you eat the drywall. They want to eat the drywall themselves poison control could never handle the raw unadultrated power of the glowies i need to meat the glowies the gloweis are so nice the glowies watn wats best for me. Poinson control hates me. They dont want to see me succeed. Posin control tells me to “check the carbon monoxide batteries” poison controll hates me. They want me to spend all of meny on battiers. I would nevef spend my money on batiers they die just like the glowies and poison control. I cant die i am god. Why are you taking me to an instatution?