Entropy+ Dissolves
Yesterday morning, students in search of the most overpriced, mediocre sushi on campus were greeted by a bizarre sight: Entropy+ no longer exists. For the past few months, the store’s shelves had been getting progressively more messy and chaotic, culminating in this strange spectacle. The leading theory suggests that, by the Second Law of Thermodynamics, Entropy+ was bound to get increasingly more disordered until it could no longer maintain itself, scattering into the wind.
However, the Laws of Thermodynamics do offer a counterpoint: energy may be used to restore a system. Denizens of Entropy+ may have noticed that, in recent weeks, Celsius™ has been getting increasingly hard to find. Avaricious freshmen are not to blame, contrary to popular belief. Instead, the store had been consuming crate after crate in an effort to fix itself.
Ultimately, it seems even Celsius™ has its limits. With the dispersion of Entropy+, scientists are looking into convenience store options that may form spontaneously via an exothermic reaction.